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Posted 2014-04-10T18:04:57Z

Rolling with the Chickens

My routine is far from ordinary, but I roll with it. To be fair, ordinary things happen to me every day along with the extraordinary. I have human nurses who laugh and act and get lightheaded like normal people. Monday morning the nursing student got lightheaded when he was trying to draw blood from my arm. The poor kid had to have his own blood pressure and blood sugar taken as he laid on the floor next to my open balcony door with his feet propped up on a chair.
"I'm so sorry," he kept apologizing.
I just laughed, "I'm glad to know nurses are people too."
After making sure Benedikt was okay, another nurse pricked my vein, pulled my blood, and barely left a stain in my skin; however, I like looking at the bruise from Benedikt's unfinished attempt and smiling at how somethings aren't perfect, but that's what being human is about.

These wonderful nurses treat me like a human too and laugh at my American accent. The French nurses have taught me a catch phrase that I repeat to each of them throughout the day that means something along the lines of "rolling my chicken" or "it rolls with my chicken." The response has something to do with the rooster coming to the chicken or with the chicken. Catch phrases never make sense when you take them literally, so I refrain from trying to translate everything I learn literally. Every time I wheel by Martine, she points and waits for me to shout some nonsense in French, and any French speaker nearby gets a good laugh at my poor French pronunciation before completing the sentence.

Another ordinary of my routine is my rapport with Alex, my incredible physical therapist. Her sarcasm is a perfect match for mine, and I had a great time when she met Sandra today and jumped right into teasing her. She really is an incredible encouragement to me when I psych myself up for standing by saying, "I can do this," to which Alex always responds deadpan, "Of course you can." Her confidence in me is a huge motivator in my workout sessions once or twice a day with her. I also like her jokes about how PTs just like to hug people. Today, as she hugged my hips to keep me from falling, she advised me never to date a PT because he would just want to hug me all the time.

This week has also had it's share of extraordinary moments as I had three days in a row with visits from my extraordinary students. I can't stress enough how much I miss my kids. I used to tell them I loved Mondays because it meant I got to see them after a whole two day break from their beautiful faces - imagine my agony after nearly three months! I love these kids with all my heart, and it was such a blessing to my soul to have some of them come visit me and tell me that they missed me too.

It's a strange place I find myself in, but I'll keep rolling with it embracing the ordinary among the extraordinary. My body is still confused about bathroom business, so please pray that it will quickly sort things out, but praise God the infection's been treated and tremors are decreasing (spasms are still frequent). The new biggest prayer request is that the insurance would quickly approve my new custom shoe inserts. They make walking possible, but the first request for approval was denied with the reasoning, why should she need inserts when we approved a wheelchair which costs less than these special pieces of plastic. The sooner I can get these, the greater are my chances of ever walking again (without a PT hugging me).

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Comments (12)

  • Sue MacMillan
    Sue MacMillan

    Matériel roulant avec des poulets!

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Shirley Barker
    Shirley Barker

    I laughed out loud at the part about the poor nursing and then yayed when I read about your infection being treated, then I mentally railed at the insurance company for being such idiots. For goodness sake, give the woman everything she needs to walk, will you!!!! Praying. xoxo

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Shirley Barker
    Shirley Barker

    I meant the poor nursing STUDENT who nearly fainted, not "the poor nursing." :)

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Carol Bonham
    Carol Bonham

    Praying for the money to come in for the inserts-whether from insurance or some other way. Loved seeing you today. The girls loved visiting with you. They do miss you! Hope you enjoy the flowers from Corinne. She prays for you regularly and wanted to send something to brighten your days. God bless you! Love and hugs. Carol

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Stephensfam
    Stephensfam

    I was typing some clever response to the "rolling with the chickens" thing... when i realize, not only was it not clever, it wasn't even a complete thought (which might bother an English major!) So alas, no whit from me. My first day on the job at an animal hospital the doc let me sit in on a surgery, but said i had to stand by the door and pass out toward it so i fell outside the OR so i didn't interrupt the procedure. i knew we'd get along just fine! As i read the above, I just can't help but think of the impact you are having on the lines of all the medical professions/employees that surround you. You will never know the extent of how your "rolling with the chickens" has impacted their lives. Keep working hard, and enjoying the daily blessings (as ordinary as they might seem). love you -karin

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Stephensfam
    Stephensfam

    P.S. To any students who might be reading this- Ms. Hewett regularly told the rest of us Monday was her favorite day of the week because she loved getting back to see you as well. So she meant it! She wasn't just being nice and trying to butter you up before launching into a tough week of school!

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Patty Beal
    Patty Beal

    Inserts & students, Laura, our warriors are honored to ask.

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Corrine Rogers
    Corrine Rogers

    Dodd I tell you a friend I shared your blog with thinks you have a book in the making? Love your writing, your humor, and you! Praying for anything that will help you walk again, honey.

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Laura McGlothlin
    Laura McGlothlin

    And here I was all worried that you would feel the absence of all your TB friends this week. God is so good and so faithful to send your students this week when they have more time and you have fewer visits!! He knew all along! Praying for the inserts - seriously - they're more than the wheelchair??? Those must be powerful inserts!! :-) Howard (or George Durance) closed conference by praying for you once again (after Communion). We all love you and missed your being here! See you soon!

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Howard Dueck
    Howard Dueck

    praying for you, Laura, and for these inserts. We had a very good conference and you came to mind many times. You are a blessing and an inspiration, and I pray encouragement for you.

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Bonnie Lesher
    Bonnie Lesher

    Praying for new 'shoes". Thank you for the laughs ...but I know this is no laughing matter. Praying for you and my camp board is praying for you also!

    12 years ago · Reply
  • Joy Watson
    Joy Watson

    Praying for those inserts! We loved being with you and celebrating daily victories.

    12 years ago · Reply